You Know You're Sleep Deprived When....

• You try to rock the baby to sleep, but end up rocking yourself to sleep instead.


• You keep referring to the baby as `he' and `him', even though she's dressed in pink from head to toe.


• You wake up from a nap and look over at the baby and can't figure out why she's covered with spots - then you realize that she's wearing a polka-dot outfit.


• You'd rather take a nap than take a shower. For three straight days.


• At 10pm, the same news story comes on that you already watched on the 7am and 5pm news, but you are too tired to pick up the remote and change the channel.